"Local Call" joke
In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpyee and Musharraf decided to visit each others country regularly.
The first visit was by Musharraf to India. There Vajpyee showed him Indians modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Musharraf made a call to Zia-ul-Haq in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only Re. 1.
When Musharraf came back, he also wanted Pakistans telecommunication systems to be at the best when Vajpyee visited Pakistan. Suitable arrangements were made. Vajpyee came to Pakistan, visited the telecom department and talked to Rajiuv Gandhi in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!
Vajpyee asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in Pakistan? "
A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From India to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from Pakistan it is long distance!".
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