"Life is not about how fast you run" joke
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.
I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
I used to think I could pass gas silently until I got my hearing aid.