"Knock Knock" joke

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: more...

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Don't knock on Death's door.
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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you disappear and you can never come back. more...

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Cook the bad:Your hairline is so bad that when ur parents see its they just walk away
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