"Knock Knock - Toucan" joke

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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cutie:Do more than nock nock jokes
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Ultimate Roaster:Your hairline... Just stop
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nikole:I found it hard to find any toucan jokes and then after ages of searching this made my day :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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