"Knock Knock - Toucan" joke

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

An elderly lady was rocking on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared before her and offered to grant her three wishes.
"Well," said the woman, "I really would like to be rich."
*POOF* Her rocking chair more...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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cutie:Do more than nock nock jokes
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Ultimate Roaster:Your hairline... Just stop
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nikole:I found it hard to find any toucan jokes and then after ages of searching this made my day :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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