"Knock Knock - Toucan" joke

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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cutie:Do more than nock nock jokes
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nikole:I found it hard to find any toucan jokes and then after ages of searching this made my day :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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