"It's Started" joke

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts. ”

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it
starts. ”

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute. ”

The wife is furious. She yells at him,

“Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore. . . ”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started. ”

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