"Is your dad a " joke

Hot 2 years ago

Is your dad a terrorist?
Cuz you da bomb!

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...

49
13

Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
cheesesteak:that's bad
0
0
(0)
andy:best joke ever!
1
0
(0)
kgm:worst joke ever
1
3
this one is not worthy show
Funny Joke? 24 vote(s). 83% are positive. 6 comment(s).