"I play a man who's been married for twenty years" joke

Matt's dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing
the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted
today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I
play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you
know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

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