"I always take life with a grain of" joke
I always take life with a grain of salt,. ..plus a slice of lemon,. ..and a shot of tequila.
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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John:*Its my life!!!! Its now or never :)))
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