"How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?" joke

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

You know you're Taliban if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests more...

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription:
"When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."

Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A. Kentucky sucks.