"How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?" joke

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How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he more...

If Olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Q: Do you know why doctors slap babies on the butt after they are born?
A: It knocks the penises off of the dumb ones.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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