"How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?" joke
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.
There was this Christian lady who had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out more...
A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...