"How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?" joke

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How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

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