"How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?" joke

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How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and more...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

(This is a joke for you and a friend. Tell your friend that everytime you ask a question to answer with "Ketchup and liquor")
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Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
You: What did you have for lunch?
Friend: Ketchup and more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, more...

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