"Heading Home" joke

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A young man was heading home to spend the holidays with his parents. When he got to the airline counter, he presented his ticket to Chicago. He then gave the agent his luggage and said, "I'd like you to send my red suitcase to Bermuda and my green suitcase to London."
"I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that," replied the confused agent.
"Really??" replied the young man. "Well, I'm very relieved to hear you say that... because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

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A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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