"Heading Home" joke
A young man was heading home to spend the holidays with his parents. When he got to the airline counter, he presented his ticket to Chicago. He then gave the agent his luggage and said, "I'd like you to send my red suitcase to Bermuda and my green suitcase to London."
"I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that," replied the confused agent.
"Really??" replied the young man. "Well, I'm very relieved to hear you say that... because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family.
"But-where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him.
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