"Happy pakis" joke

A mother narrates a dialogue between Zia-ul-Haq, former military ruler of Pakistan who declared himself the President, and his assistant in a plane. Said Zia,' If I throw a 100 rupee note, it v/>uld make at least the one Pakistani who found it happy again.'
'Ten 10 rupee notes would be a better idea,' replied his assistant.' They would make ten Pakistanis happy.'
The pilot who overheard the conversation butted
in, ' If I threw both of you out it would make
15 crore Pakistanis happy.'

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