A mother had invited some people over for dinner. When everyone was seated, she turned to her 5 year old daughter and asked her if she would like to say grace.
"I wouldn't know what to say mommy," her daughter replied.
"Just say what you hear mommy say," her mom said.
Bowing her head, the little girl said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people over for dinner?"
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