Grace Jokes

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    In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:
    Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
    Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
    3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.
    John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.
    Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.
    Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.
    Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become MineAll Mine.
    Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.
    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.
    Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild.
    3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3 Penney more...

    Melinda Duckett, a 21 year old mother whose son is missing, killed herself shortly after a grueling interview with CNN's Nancy Grace.
    Scheduled next to appear on Nancy Grace's show is Nancy Grace, who will be questioned in the death of Melinda Duckett.

    A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, church members, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."
    The pastor shouted out, "Cross."
    Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."
    The Pastor hollered out "Grace."
    The congregation began to sing, "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound..."
    The Pastor said, "Power."
    The congregation sang, "There is Power in the Blood."
    The Pastor said, "Sex."
    The congregation fell in total silence; everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then, way in the back of the church, a little old grandmother stood up and began to sing,
    ... "Precious Memories".

    A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."
    The pastor shouted out, "Cross."
    Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."
    The pastor hollered out "Grace". The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."
    The pastor said "Power". The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood."
    The Pastor said "Sex." The congregation fell into total silence.
    Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
    Then all of a sudden from way in the back of the church a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing... "Precious Memories."

    A mother had invited some people over for dinner. When everyone was seated, she turned to her 5 year old daughter and asked her if she would like to say grace.
    "I wouldn't know what to say mommy," her daughter replied.
    "Just say what you hear mommy say," her mom said.
    Bowing her head, the little girl said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people over for dinner?"