"Going On A Cruise" joke
A newlywed couple are in a limousine on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise when they approach a pharmacy.
"Honey," the groom says, "I want to stop and pick up some condoms."
"That's a good idea," she replies. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine."
The groom gets out, enters the pharmacy and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please."
"Yes, sir," the clerk says, "but if you don't mind me asking, if it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"
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