"Getting a Good View" joke
A wealthy woman, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. Eager to get a good view of her land, she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, she slid down the tree to the ground and got numerous splinters in her private parts.
In considerable pain, she rushed to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for hours before the doctor reappeared.
"What took you so long?" the angry woman demanded.
Smiling, he replied, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."
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