"Field Report" joke
Stylist and costume designer Patricia Field abruptly quit the New York production of The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing on Friday.
The cause? The supposed bad behavior of star Alec Baldwin.
"He was a monster... an absolute monster," groused Field, whose previous credits include overseeing the fashions worn by Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall on Sex and the City.
"That big ape refused to wear anything I showed him. Like this, for instance. This is a couture tube dress made of Hefty Lawn and Leaf bags, embellished with thousands of doll eyes that I glued on personally. He took one look at it and left the room. I have people begging me for the chance to wear this garment!"
According to Field, 97, other "completely fabulous" items that Baldwin allegedly balked at donning were "Lucite platforms with little real fish swimming inside them," "a fierce tufted headband made out of python skin and daisies" and "a delicious babydoll dress hand-painted to depict RuPaul having a c-section."
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