"Fear of Flying" joke
A woman had to do a lot of long distance travelling for her business. Having a strong fear of flying, she always made it a point to take her Bible along to read as she found it helped to relax her.
One day she found herself seated next to a man who gave a little chuckle when he saw her pull out her Bible and begin reading. After a while he turned to her and asked, "You don't actually believe all the stuff you read in there, do you?" "Yes, of course. It's the Bible," she replied.
"Then what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" the man asked. "You mean Jonah. Yes, I believe that. It's in the Bible," she answered.
"So, how do you suppose he was able to survive all that time inside the whale?" asked the man. "I'm really not sure. I suppose when I get to heaven, I'll ask him," was her reply.
"And, if he's not in heaven?" asked the man, sarcastically.
"Then, you can ask him!" the woman said.
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