"FUNNY Joke" joke
A guy in his final year at the secondary school, one day decided to bring his girlfriend home. But the unfortunate thing is that he shares a room with his younger brother who is just 9 yrs old. This guy brought the girl home one night, and luckly for him his brother as sleeping on the down bed, so they had to climb up to the top bed. And guess what? Things started to heat up, then the boy remembered that his brother is sleeping down, so he told the girl to say 'tomatoes when its to hard for her and lettuce when she wants to change position, and this is hat happened. 'tomatoes' 'lettuce' 'tomatoes' 'lettuce' This went on for sometime, then all of a sudden the boy's brother who was sleeping down there shoutered ''will you guys stop making sandwitches up there, you are getting mayonaise all over my face.
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