"Dolphin Safe Tuna" joke
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"
The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
I once fingered my daughter to the police.
I think it was every breath you take.
My girlfriend had an abortion yesterday.
It went ok but it took a lot out of her.
A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription:
"When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."