"Different" joke

Wife:' The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.'
Husband:' Which is this?'

Newlywed:' Do you want dinner?' Spouse:' Sure, what are my choices?' Newlywed;' Yes and No.'

First guy (proudly):' My wife's an angel!' Second guy:' You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

A husband said to his wife,' No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'

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