"DENTAL WORK !!!" joke

> DENTAL WORK
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>
> A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement
> that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he
> suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
> Turning to the man next to him, he said, "I forgot my teeth."
>
> The man said, "No problem."
>
> With that, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair
> of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
>
> The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said.
>
> The man then said, "I have another pair... try these."
>
> The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
>
> The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have
> one more pair of false teeth... try them."
>
> The speaker said, "They fit perfectly."
>
> With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the
> dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the
> man who had helped him.
>
> "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your
> office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
>
> The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."