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    Do it yourself dentistry

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    About this time last year, I was sitting in my dentist's office waiting to have a root canal done, when I noticed a flyer (advertisement) for a "personal dental drill". After some interesting images went through my head, I asked the receptionist if they really sold these things and she said yes.
    Well, it was three days before Christmas and I hadn't gotten the secretary in the office (Vivian) a present yet, so I bought one.
    When I got home, I realized that there was no literature in the little package - no warranty card, no instruction, no nothing - so I wrote some. Below is the promotional flyer that came with Vivian's.
    Thank you for purchasing the "digger" personal dental drill from ACME Corp., makers of do it yourself dental devices since 1939.
    We hope you will get years of satisfaction from your new drill. The enclosed instruction manual provides step by step instructions for performing a variety of dental procedures from simple cavaties to root more...

    After having her routine dental checkup the dentist told the woman he was going to have to drill a tooth.
    "Oh no! I'd rather have a baby," she replied.
    "Well make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair," the dentist replied.

    Sarah and her dentist had been carrying on a passionate affair in his dental clinic for many months. Finally becoming a little nervous about the whole situation, he said to her, "Sarah, sweetheart, I think it's best that we stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to become suspicious."
    "Get serious," she replied. "he's about as dumb as a post. We've been carrying on for months now and he doesn't suspect a thing."
    "That may be true, dear," the dentist replied, "but you're down to one tooth."

    What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

    How do you blindfold a Chinese? Dental floss!

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