"Currency Crisis" joke
God sends for 3 world leaders and tells them that he is really pissed-off with all the troubles the world gives him and has decided to destroy the planet in 3 days.
Clinton goes back to Washington and tells his people,' I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a God, the bad news is that we have really goofed up and the world will end in 3 days.'
Jiang Zemin returns to the PRC and tells his nation' I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is there is a God, the worse news is he is going to stop our plan for world domination in 3 days.'
Dr. Mahathir returns to Malaysia with a huge smile and says,' I have good news and better news! The good news is that God thinks I am one of the 3 most vital people in the world. The better news is, the currency crisis will be over in 3 days!
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