"Child Care" joke
A Gastonia, N. C., couple were arrested after they left their three children home alone with a black bear. After receiving a tip from a motorist who said they'd seen a bear in the couples' car, officers went to the home of Cynthia and Adam Williams and found the bear at home with their three children, aged 3, 4 and 5.
Cynthia Williams, 22, said she and her 24-year-old husband were holding the bear for a friend who was out of town. "As soon as we found out we couldn't get it permitted, we were going to take it back," she said. "It wasn't vicious to nobody." The bear was removed from the house by animal welfare officers and the children taken into protective care.
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
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Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!