"Burning building" joke
A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive! ” The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. “C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump! ” say the firemen to the Redhead. “Oh no! You’re gonna pull the blanket away! ” says the Redhead. “No! It’s Brunettes we can’t stand! We’re OK with Redheads! ” “OK, ” says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, “Jump! You have to jump! ” “No way! You’re just gonna pull the blanket away! ” yelled the Blonde. “No! Really! You have to jump! We won’t pull the blanket away! ” “Look, ” the Blonde says. “Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you’re not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it…”
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