"Bible Salesman" joke
Wanting to sell Bibles, a man went to the nearest bookstore and said to the owner, "I'd like to have ten Bibles, please."
The owner handed the man the Bibles and the following day, the man returned to the store and asked for twenty more.
"Twenty Bibles!" exclaimed the owner. "I just gave you ten yesterday. What did you do with them?"
"I sold them," the man announced proudly. So, the owner gave him an additional twenty Bibles.
A couple of days later, the man returned to the store and asked for thirty Bibles.
"Thirty Bibles!" gasped the owner. "How are you managing to sell so many Bibles?"
The man explained that he had a stuttering problem. "I go door to door and ask, 'Hi. Do you w-w-want to b-b-b-buy a B-B-B-Bible? If you don't w-w-want to b-b-b-buy a B-B-B-Bible, I can always r-r-r-read it to you!"
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