"Artistic Student" joke
Little Johnny drew a realistic looking fly on the class grade book. When the teacher saw the fly sitting on the book, she smacked it with a ruler but the fly didn't fly away. She smacked the book once again, and again the fly didn't fly away.
This caused the teacher to become very angry, so she started to pound the book with the ruler. As a result, the grade book became a bunch of torn sheets of paper.
When students in the class began to laugh, the teacher realized what had happened. She immediately called Little Johnny's father and asked him to come to the school.
"Do you see what your son did to our class grade book?" she asked his father.
"That's nothing," his father replied. "Last month he drew a naked woman on our fence. I was pulling splinters out of my dick for two weeks straight!"
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