"Annoying leprechaun in bar" joke
A very tired looking man walks in to a bar and orders a drink, but as soon as the bartender puts it down, a little leprechaun, just a foot tall, runs out and kits the glass off the table and runs away. The man does not look suprised. He tells the bartender that he'll pay for the damages and can he have another beer. But as soon as the bartender puts the glass down, the leprechaun runs out again and this time he pisses in it and runs away. Now the bar tender asks "excuse me for prying, but what's going on here with that leprechaun?". The tired man looks up a little and says, "well, I was stranded on a desert island once, and I found a genie in a bottle. He said he would grant me one wish, so without even thinking about it, I asked him for what I'd wanted all my life. A twelve inch prick."
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