"An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Com..." joke

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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked
"How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is more...

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Pamela Pines:Heart Felt Poem. THANK YOU TO ALL WARRIORS (SOLDIERS) who have fought for our freedom & protected us. AND THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO STILL DO THIS FOR US.
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