"A guy is down on his luck" joke

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casinoand finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."His wife say, "Thats wonderful. What should I pack for... Europe, the Carribean?"He says, "I dont care, just be gone when I get home."

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