"A Cucumber a Pickle and a Penis" joke

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A Cucumber a Pickle and a penis are sitting around talking about how difficult each of their lives are. The cucumber says "I have it the toughest i get chopped up and put into salads." The pickle responds " well i get put into a jar for months filled with my own urine." The Penis looks at them both and laughs at them "You guys have it easy" "I get shoved into dark caves 4 days of the week and have to do pushups until i puke."

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Anonym:XDD hahahahaa! Thats gross xD but i like it
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Anonym:its a good joke. i didnt get it de first time, but i do now
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