"2 Weeks Leave" joke

Once a clerk in a office applied for 2 weeks leave because of his brother's marriage. The Officer called him in his office and the following conversation was held:
Officer: How many days are there in a year?
Clerk: 365 days, Sir.
Officer: How many hours do you work every day?
Clerk: 8 hours.
Officer: i. e., you work for 122 days in a year.
Clerk: Yes Sir.
Officer: How many additional holidays you get in a year?
Clerk: 30 days.
Officer: i. e., you work for 92 days in a year.
Clerk: Yes Sir.
Officer: There are 52 sundays in a year i. e., you work for 40 days in a year
Clerk: Yes Sir.
Officer: You get 52 saturdays as half days i. e., 26 more holidays.
Clerk: Yes Sir.
Officer: You are working for 14 days in a year and now you want 14 days as leave
So this show that you don't want to work for even for a single day.