"10 YR OLD BOY DEFILED A 25YRS OLD GIRL" joke

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A ten year old boy was accused of rape and at the circuit court,
his case was called and his lawyer a female, quickly, lifted the boy on top of a table, opened his zip, pulled out his penis and asked, My Lord, Can this small penis rape and defile a 25 year old girl?
Shh! whispered the boy into the lawyers ears! Please dont shake my penis or else we will loose the case.
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