Rape Jokes

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    Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately, and then you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.
    Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.
    You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.
    You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.
    Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.
    You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.
    You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorations.
    Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.
    People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.
    Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.
    You laugh out loud during funerals.
    When your doctor tells more...

    A Grandmother and three grand daughters live in a remote house.
    One day some burglars broke into this house. they strapped the poor all women and completely robbed the house.
    next, the robbers said "we are now going to rape all of you"
    The three young women got frightened and one of them were very upset about the poor old granny and asked. ...
    "Are you going to rape our poor old innocent granny too???
    and suddenly, before the thief got a chance to even think about it, the grandma jumped in and said...
    WHY NOT! WHY NOT!!!!!!!

    Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.
    As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape all the men and rob all the women!"
    Upon hearing this, his brother Frank turned to him and said, "ah, Jessie, don't you mean we're going to rob all the men and rape all the women?"
    With that said, a little fairy in the corner pops up and says...
    "Listen, you heard Jessie...he's the boss!"

    Seven Yeard old boy caught in a rape case. Lady lawer hold his Toto with hand in court room and says "Ur Honour" see him, Can he rape? Boy silently says: Hila mat, warna case haar jaye gee.

    Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape all the men and rob all the women!"Upon hearing this, his brother Frank turned to him and said, "ah, Jessie, don't you mean we're going to rob all the men and rape all the women?"With that said, a little fairy in the corner pops up and says..."Listen, you heard Jessie...he's the boss!"

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