Zedillo Jokes

Mr Boris Yeltsin, the President of Russia, Mr Bill Clinton, the President of USA, and Mr Ernesto Zedillo, the President of Mexico were together in France in a restaurant.
The captain, honoured by such distinguished presence, approached them and asked politicly,' Le aperitif?'
All of them answered,' Oui.'
He then proceeded to ask their preferences individually. Starting with His Excellency Ernesto Zedillo, he queried,' Le tequila?'
'Oui,' answered His Excellency.
The captain looked at Mr Boris Yeltsin, and asked,' Le vodka?'
'Oui,' answered the President of Russia.
Finally, the captain approached the President of USA and asked, lLe whisky?'
'Don't mention that b....,' reacted Bill Clinton sharply.

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant.
The waiter asks "le apperitif?" All of them answer "oui!"
The waiter looks at Zedillo "Le tequila?" Zedillo: "oui!"
The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?" Yeltsin: "oui!"
Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton " Le whisky?" Clinton: "DON'T MENTION THAT BITCH !!!"

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo are having drinks in Paris.
The waiter asks " L'aperitif?"
All of them answer "Oui!"
The waiter looks at Zedillo "Le tequila?"
Zedillo: "Oui!"
The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?"
Yeltsin: "Oui!"
Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton " Le whisky?"
Clinton: "DON'T YOU MENTION THAT BITCH!!!"

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Ernesto Zedillo are having drinks
in Paris.
The waiter asks "L'aperitif?"
All of them answer "Oui!"
The waiter looks at Zedillo "Le tequila?"
Zedillo: "Oui!"
The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?"
Yeltsin: "Oui!"
Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton " Le whisky?"
Clinton: "DON'T MENTION THAT BITCH!!!"

Scenario: International Summit in Paris.
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President).
The waiter ask "le apperitive?"
All of them answer "oui!"
The waiter looks at Zedillo "Le tequila?"
Zedillo: "oui!"
The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?"
Yeltsin: "oui!"
Finally the waiter looks at Clinton "Le whisky?"
Clinton: "DON'T MENTION THAT BITCH"