Writings Jokes

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    A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.

    They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.

    They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said: "This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family- oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

    The next drawing looks like a more...

    A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance:
    1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel 4. A fish 5. A Star of David
    They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.
    They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship. To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing more...

    A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance.
    1. A dog
    2. A donkey
    3. A shovel
    4. A fish
    5. A Star of David
    They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at Least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.
    They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings.
    The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship.
    To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the more...

    Actual writings on hospital charts ("Actual"? Mmmm...)
    She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night
    Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year
    On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared
    The patient is tearful and crying constsntly. She also appears to be depressed
    The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993
    Discharge status: Alive but without my permission
    Healthy appearing decrepit 68 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful
    The patient refused autopsy
    The patient has no previous history of suicides
    Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital
    Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the last 3 days
    Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch
    She is numb from her toes down
    While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and more...

    A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance: A dog, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, a Star of David. They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship. To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of more...

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