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    A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.

    They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.

    They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said: "This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family- oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

    The next drawing looks like a more...

    Here We Are

    Hot 4 years ago

    When Mahathir was visiting Singapore, PM Goh though he'd show the M'sian Premier Singapore's Telecommunication capabilities. As the M'sian entourage was touring SingTel's corporate HQ, being shown all it's new telecom technology, Dr. M noticed a strange telephone sitting in one corner of the room. Walking over, he found the phone glowed dark red, and had weird occultic symbols where numbers ought to be.

    He turned to ask the SingTel representative what it was. The rep stiffened momentarily, then answered,' It's a hotline to hell, Dr Mahathir.' Curious, Dr M wanted to give it a try. Picking up the handset, he heard a rumbling demonic voice,' Please deposit S$10, 000 for the first minute.' When Dr. M returned home, he called up the Minister responsible for telecommunications and told him of his discovery.

    The minister then said,' Oh, we have that too, sir. We just don't like to talk about it.'' Let me see it.' said Dr. M. So the minister brought Dr M. to see the more...

    A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance:
    1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel 4. A fish 5. A Star of David
    They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.
    They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship. To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing more...

    A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance.
    1. A dog
    2. A donkey
    3. A shovel
    4. A fish
    5. A Star of David
    They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at Least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.
    They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings.
    The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship.
    To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the more...

    Jesus and the Elves

    Hot 5 years ago

    And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused
    wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a son and wrapped
    him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger because there was no
    room for them in the inn. And the angel of the Lord spoke to the shepherds
    and said, "I bring you tidings of great joy. Unto you is born a Savior,
    which is Christ the Lord."
    "There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to be
    strolling by. As he explained to Joseph, angels are widely regarded as
    religious symbols, and the stable was on public property where such symbols
    were not allowed to land or even hover.
    "And I have to tell you, this whole thing looks to me very much like a
    Nativity scene," he said sadly. "That's a no-no, too." Joseph had a bright
    idea. "What if I put a couple of reindeer over there near the ox and ass?"
    he said, eager to avoid more...

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