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    Shakespearean Pickup Lines

    The Top 15 Pick-Up Lines Used by William Shakespeare

    15>' How about a little Puck?'

    14>' Of course,' Romeo and Gertrude' is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, M'Lady.'

    13>' Et tu, Cutie?'

    12>' Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?'

    11>' If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?'

    10>' Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?'

    9>' My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.'

    8>' Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the

    evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.'

    7>' Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?'

    6>' Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! I'm merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!'

    5>' Greetings to you, fair sailor.'

    4>' But soft, what light through yonder trousers more...

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