Watchin Jokes

the other day i gotta haircut an i go into work the next day and my co workers go, u getta haircut? i sed no fall and im sheding, heres ur sign!
A couple months ago, I was eating at an Italian restaurant with my family, we all started eating and my cousin looks at me n sez wut u got looks good is it good, i sed nop eit taste like shit im just tryin not to notice, heres ur sign!
My family and i were sitting at my house having a good time, when my aunt announced that she was getting married to her boyfriend of 3 years and my mom asks if the guy is a good guy, with a smile my aunt sez nope, he's a wife beating alcholic crack hed and I'm marrying him for his baody. Here's your sign.
i was workin late one nite and the boss comes over tome n sez ey u still here, and i sed nope i left an hour ago im havin a outta body experince, heres ur sign!
i was watchin one of them animal shows on tv the other day and a buddy of mine was with me and were watchin it and theres this huge more...