Wasps Jokes

Q: Why did God create WASPs?
A: Someone has to buy retail!
Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?
A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.
Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
A: The stiff upper lip.
Q: What's an American WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.
Q: What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up?
A: "The very best person I possibly can."
Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security?
A: An ancestor on the Mayflower.
Q: Why did the WASP cross the street?
A: To get to the middle of the road.
Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.
Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.
Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"
Q: What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action?
A: more...

What is the wasps favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.