Wasp Jokes

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    The wasp

    Hot 1 week ago

    A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car.
    Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps. So he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his willy and withdraw as soon as he feels the wasp.
    The honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor, and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion.
    So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage.
    The doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with more...

    A Man is a Wasp?

    Hot 4 years ago

    How can you tell if a man is a WASP? He gets out of the shower to pee.

    Q: Why did God create WASPs?
    A: Someone has to buy retail!
    Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?
    A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.
    Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
    A: The stiff upper lip.
    Q: What's an American WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
    A: Dating a Canadian.
    Q: What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up?
    A: "The very best person I possibly can."
    Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security?
    A: An ancestor on the Mayflower.
    Q: Why did the WASP cross the street?
    A: To get to the middle of the road.
    Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
    A: A dinner party.
    Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
    A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.
    Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
    A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"
    Q: What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action?
    A: more...

    A small misunderstanding

    Hot 5 years ago

    A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"

    How can you tell if a man is a WASP?
    He gets out of the shower to pee.

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