Troy Jokes

Ever since he first saw James Bond take off in "Thunderball", it has been Troy Widgery's dream to build a "spectacular flying machine".

Apparently, he has succeeded. When asked about the technology that enables this method of human flight, Troy replied "It's basically what it looks like. Two giant upside-down Coca-Cola bottles shaken vigorously and then opened."

Desiring faster, higher and longer flights, Troy's company, Jet Pack International, have completed successful trials by using Diet Coke and adding multiple Menthos.
click here for Jet Pack International's website

Troy had finally made it to his doctor's office for a long overdue appointment.
"Well, Troy," the scowling doctor said, "I see you're well over a month late for your appointment. Don't you realize that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention. What's your excuse?"
"I was simply following your orders, Doc," Troy replied.
"Following my orders?" the confused doctor said. "What are you going on about? I gave you no such order."
"You told me to avoid people who irritate me," explained Troy.

Troy, A First Grader Said To His Mother, "Mom, The Teacher Was Asking Me Today If I Have Any Younger Brothers Or Sisters Who Will Be Coming To School."

Troys Mother Replied "That's Nice Of Her To Take Such An Interest, Dear. What Did She Say When You Told Her You Are The Youngest Child?"

She Just Said, "Thank Goodness!"

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Troy!
Troy who?
Troy the bell instead!