Swine Flu Jokes

Economy experts claim that the threat of swine flu hasdrastically lowered hog prices, costing the industry more than $1 billion. As a result, scientists in New York City aredesperately searching for a new strain of virus they can call the “rent flu”.

The Center for Disease Control said the symptoms of swine flu include fever, aches, and an uncontrollable desire to roll in the mud.

The Republican National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the French Flu.
The Democratic National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the Bush Flu.

Health officials report that swine flu can be transmitted through direct contact with pigs--really bad news for Bill Clinton.

In order to avoid contracting the Swine Flu, the World Health Organization recommends staying away from areas where large numbers of people gather. Like Paris Hilton's vagina.