Swine Jokes

The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...

The Center for Disease Control said the symptoms of swine flu include fever, aches, and an uncontrollable desire to roll in the mud.

Health officials report that swine flu can be transmitted through direct contact with pigs--really bad news for Bill Clinton.

The swine flu paranoia seems to be hitting schools rather hard. College medical centers are making lots of preparations and advising students, as are high schools, middle schools...
Even kindergartens are now teaching kids a new alphabet:

"A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-1-N-1-L-M-N-O-P..."

Health officials now believe the swine flu will not reach pandemic status and may not be any more dangerous than your typical flu. The swine flu is so weak and overhyped it should be renamed the Yankees flu.