Suspected Jokes

There Were Two Brothers, Who Were Very Naughty. If Anything Went Wrong In A Locality They Were Suspected. So One Day Their Parents Decided To Take Them To A Counsellor.
At The Counsellor’s Place, He Asked The Younger Brother: “Where Is God? ”
The Kid Went Blank. The Counsellor Again Repeated The Question. At This The Kid Cried And Went To His Older Brother Saying That They Were In Trouble Because God Was Lost And They Were Being Suspected For Stealing Him.

As we all can rememer the black days in sri lanka. This happened end of 1980's. when there were jvp troubles in sri lanla. once a police man was travelling in his jeep. and was looking for any suspected people, those days its regular to see police jeeps on the road, so as he drove by, one man suddenly appear into the road, and as soon as he saw the jeep. he ran in to the jungle.
The policeman saw this, he stop the jeep and was looking for this suspected man, those days it regular to see police jeeps on the road,. and he saw one of the bush were shaking, he pointed the gun to the bush and shouted"surrender" (yatathwenna)and this poor man came out and said "ow sir renda thama giye".

EUREKA! The Discovery that political conservatism is determined by the genes opens a window on a brighter tomorrow. (After all, who would actually choose to be Republican?) By Daniel Mendelsohn

The startling discovery that affiliation with the Republican Party is genetically determined, announced by scientists in the current issue of the journal Nurture, threatens to overshadow the announcement by scientists that there might be a gene for homosexuality in men.

Reports of the gene that codes for political conservatism, discovered after a long study of quintuplets in Orange County, Calif., has sent shock waves through the medical, political and golfing communities.

Psychologists and psychoanalysts have long believed that Republicans' unnatural and frequently unconstitutional tendencies result from unhealthy family life -- a remarkable high percentage of Republicans had authoritarian, domineering fathers and emotionally distant mothers who didn't teach more...

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he suspected that they might be up to some funny business. The following day, he paid them a visit. "Is anything funny going on here"? he asked. "What do you mean by that?" the pair asked back. "I mean, you're not getting much fieldwork done. Are you two, you know, maybe doing something you're not supposed to do?" "Absolutely not!" the Jim replied. " We are strictly co-workers" "Oh yes," the Sarah replied, " We hike all day, record our data, return back, and fall asleep exhausted. "That's right!" Jim replied, "and me in my tent, and she in hers!" The crew supervisor spent the remainder of the day in th e field with more...