Soooooooo Jokes

Your momma soooooooo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out

She was soooooooo blonde...* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here: she wrote "Sagittarius."
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold her car for gas money.
*When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Co.