Smashes Jokes

body: A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." Curious, he buys a ticket.
The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it is an old retired Italian. Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Italian is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing Italian." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket.
Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Italian stands before more...

A guy is hunting bear and spots one in some bushes and blasts away. He goes to investigate but sees no bear. Then something taps him on the shoulder and he turns to see the bear. The bear asks: "Don't you know this is not bear hunting season?"
The guy says "Yes, I know."
The bear takes his rifle and smashes it on a rock, then throws the guy across a tree trunk, pulls his pants down and does it to him. Then he tells the guy "Get out of here. I don't want to see you again."
The guy is incensed and hurries back to town and buys the biggest bear rifle he can find and goes back into the forest. Soon he spots the bear and empties the rifle. He looks for the bear but no body. Then the tap on the shoulder and the bear tells him: "I told you not to come back."
He smashes the new rifle, throws him on the ground and gives it to him again. Then he says: "This is the last time I'm warning you. Don't come back."
This time the guy more...

so a blonde is driving along in her car and she hits this truck, the truck driver gets out and uses a peice of chalk to draw a circle on the pavement he tells the blonde to stand in the circle and dont move! and then he slits the blondes tires, she starts laughing and makes him mad so he smashes her winsheild and she laughs again and s he smashes her windows and she keeps laughing and so he asks :what is so funny i just destoyed your car and the blonde says:when you werent looking i stepped out of the circle 3 times!!!
lol