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    Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..
    Both were traveling to US.
    Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know ur name please?"
    James Bond: "I am Bond.. James Bond."
    James Bond: "and you?"
    Telugu Guy: "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai. .. Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.."
    James Bond FAINTS.

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    James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "... James Bond."
    Then Bond asks: "And you?"
    Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...
    Siva Rao...
    Samba Siva Rao...
    Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
    Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
    Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
    Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
    Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."
    Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

    When Bond Meets A Cyberabad Guy, James Bond: "My Name's Bond...(Smiles And Then Says).... James Bond. And You?" Telugu Guy:
    "I Am Sai... (Smiles And Then Says) Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasulu
    Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara
    Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata
    Sai....

    Once it so happened in a flight that, james bond was sitting besides a telugu guy both were traveling to us.
    Telugu guy: hello may i know your name please?
    James bond: i am bond… james bond……. And you?
    Telugu guy: i am sai… venkata sai… siva venkata sai … laxminarayana
    Siva venkata sai… srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai…
    Rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai… sitaramanjaneyula
    Rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai… bulusupalli
    Sitaramanjaneyula rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai…
    Bond faints!!!!

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