Andhra Jokes

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..
Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know ur name please?"
James Bond: "I am Bond.. James Bond."
James Bond: "and you?"
Telugu Guy: "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai. .. Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.."
James Bond FAINTS.

Q: - What is the most famous jingle in A. P.?

A: - A. P. days are here again. ..
Q: - Why is A. P the land of underwears?

A: -' cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.
Q: - What is the (State) Anthem of A. P?

A: - telan-gana-mana. ..