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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!""I see millions of stars," Watson said. "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.Watson replied. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful. Meteorologically, I suspect we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?""Watson, you idiot," he said. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson were on a camping trip. They had a bottle of wine and went to bed. A couple hours later Holmes woke up and said" Watson look up and tell me what you see" Watson was silent a minute then said " uh, i see millions and millions of stars." Holmes replied "and what does that tell you Watson?" Watson said "astrologically i see leo is in saturn. astronomically i see that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Meteorologically i predict it will be a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically i see god is all powerful and we are small and insignificant." Holmes after a few minutes of disgusted silence said "Watson you dickhead! Some bastard has stolen our tent.

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?""Well, I see thousands of stars.""And what does that mean to you?""Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. Whatdoes it mean to you, Holmes?""To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."

Sherlock Holmes stood at the Gates of Heaven pulling at his pipe awaiting his turn. "I'll let you in," said St. Peter, gesturing toward the heavenly throngs behind him, "if you'll tell me who among these was the first mortal."
"Elementary, my dear St. Peter," said the great detective, "he's the one without a bellybutton."

Sherlock holmes and dr watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." watson replied, "i see millions and millions of stars." "what does that tell you?" watson pondered for a minute.

“astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, i observe that saturn is in leo. Horologically, i deduce that the time is. approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, i can see that god is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, i suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"holmes was silent for a minute, and then spoke. "it tells me that someone has stolen our tent."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said,

'Watson, look up. What do you see?'

'Well, I see thousands of stars.'

'And what does that mean to you?'

'Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?'

'To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.'

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."